RAWFUL: THE GRAMMYS

The picture pretty much sums it up.
None of us were interested enough in the Grammy to really write about it.
Just like that particular picture of shit looks as you'd expect shit to look, and probably smells like you'd expect shit to smell, the Grammys met their expectations with full fail.

Here are some of the highlights, or lowlights depending on your perspective:

-Blink 182 made the possibly the most awkward reunion announcement in music history.

-Jonas Brothers reached a new level of fail thought unreachable my failotologists

-Katy Perry was stripped everything that made her unique in the endlessly ambiguous realm of pop music.

-A well-deserved homage to Dean Martin was followed by the "Rap Pack" performing the astronomical shitstorm known as "Swagga Like Us" in which a very pregnant MIA lip-synced random bits of her hit single "Paper Planes" in a see-through dress while four of the industry's biggest rappers fought for stage presence by seeing who could yell incoherent Ebonics the loudest.

GRAMMY'S - SWAGGA LIKE US
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at this point I left the room.

So thank you, Grammys, for failing to meet your already increasingly low expectations.

And that's already far beyond what i had the will to write about this garbage. Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen.


-Brien



BTW!11!1 this is part of a new section I'm dubbing "RAWFUL" (us and our clever puns, you know you like it) reserved for stuff that makes us go "EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!"