No, this story is not from the Onion. It's legit news from the American Free Press. A prisoner actually got through 3 searches without the 9mm gun being found. It was only discovered when he got to the showers. The odd thing is, this guy wasn't arrested for murder or drugs or saying bad things about Obama. He was in jail for selling counterfeit CDs. Perhaps the charges ran along the lines of "refusing to believe world has changed since 1996". Counterfeit CDs? Really? I just don't even know what to say.
In his defense though, maybe he'd forgotten the gun was there. Perhaps it was just another poor item lost in the abyss like that bag of potato chips he never finished, or his car keys, or his dog who "ran away". Maybe another prisoner planted it on there. Or if he's absorbed any high-power magnets lately, the thing could have come from anywhere.
If this story says anything, I think it's "This is America, dammit! And we will NOT use your filthy, French holsters!"
-Brien
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