Monday, October 26, 2009

NEW 3OH!3 VIDEO W/ mp3




So Colorodo's crunktronic duo 3oh!3 has a new video out for their new and improved version of "Starstrukk" featuring Katy Perry. The new mix is 100x better than the old one, but the video is just as lacking as their previous ones (except for the bridge, whistle whistle!). It's the usual girls chasing after the band intercut with them doing random shit like mountain climbing with chopsticks. I guess it's supposed to be based on this movie or something. Here's the video courtesy of MTV, and I even threw an mp3 link at the bottom for you crazy kids. Enjoy!



http://www.mtv.com/videos/3oh3/444698/starstrukk-feat-katy-perry.jhtml



mp3.



-Brien






How do people get jobs like this???

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

WE WERE ONCE A FAIRYTALE



What apparently started off as a music video turned into a short film when director Spike Jonez teamed up with Kanye "IMMA LET YOU FINISH" West turned into this crazy, beautful, bizarre, and just plain awesome short film entitled We Were Once A Fairytale. Mad props to those crazy cats.





-Brien

Saturday, October 17, 2009

FPS SYNDROME

So I've noticed through my my vast exposure to violent video games, that whenever I see a movie or TV show where somebody makes it out it alive from a shootout, I can't get my head around WHY they'd just leave all those beautiful guns lying around. Goldeneye, Nightfire, Red Faction, Halo, Black, Half-Life, Grand Theft Auto, The Suffering, Time-Splitters, Hitman -- What all these games have taught me over the years is that when you shoot somebody that has a gun, YOU TAKE THEIR SHIT AFTER YOU KILL THEM.


James Bond kills his captors, armed with two Destroyer pistols. An AK-47 lies waiting on the ground to be picked up when the firefight is finished.

To demonstrate my point, here's a clip from Sam Peckinpah's
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.In this scene, our protagonist, Bennie, is confronted by the family of Alfredo Garcia, whose severed head is in his possession. Obviously, this group is none too happy about their kin's grave being desecrated and his cabeza stolen, so they come armed with plenty of firearms to secure its return. When all seems lost, the men Bennie is retrieving the head for show up. Mayhem ensues.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KzeRTFrQDU

Now after all is shot and done and Bennie is the last man standing (well, almost) he has all these fine weapons laying around - rifles, semi-autos, another pistol - all quite superior to what he's been holding, yet all he takes is a wallet?? WTF?!? If he had done this in his previous altercations he probably wouldn't have even been in this sticky a situation. Of course our protagonist here is suffering some mental deterioration assisted by rampant alcohol abuse, but you see my point.

Seeing this scene drove me up a wall and I suppose have video games to thank for that. I don't know whether this means we'll be seeing it reflected more in future films directed by people like me from my generation or whether I'm just an oddball, but dammit, if I ever have a gunfight in one of my stories (almost definitely), there will be absolutely NO precious boomsticks left on the ground by the end of it.

And that's all I have to say about that.



-Brien




Also, here's the vid I nicked the title of this post from.




http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9oe9j_fps-syndrome_videogames

Thursday, October 1, 2009

GLEN BECK = LEWIS PROTHERO



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEuAVgmWt0U


Compare with:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBpsyFbEOs

Is this:

A. Creepy
B. Hilarious
C. Scary
D. Plain Damn Weird
E. All of the Above



-Brien

Thursday, September 24, 2009

HAPPY ARTHUR'S DAY




So today marks the 250th anniversary of Guinness...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrSSSfYE2dQ





Lovely day for it.

-Brien

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

LEBRON JAMES FOREVER

So apparently basketball legend-in-the-making Lebron James demanded a team of hip-hop superstars create an ass-kicking new song for his new documentary about himself. So Drake, Kanye "BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME" West, Lil' Wayne, and Eminem joined forces produce the hottest collaboration of the month. While the results don't quite kick ass as much as give it soft caress (and the video is more of a shy wave at a person who's not looking at you), the song, titled "Forever", isn't half bad. Skip to about 4:47 for Eminem showin' 'em how its done. Now why couldn't the bulk of The Relapse be on this level??




http://videos.onsmash.com/v/2XxWNLJcl3P2Gypj




-Brien

FREEMAN'S MIND #15!!





If you're not familiar with the series, GET familiar.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRkccVO2Z14



-Brien